Be afraid be very afraid

There I was minding my own business having a quiet cup of coffee in the Y2P offices one day when Jezebel Bailey walked in with the post, tossing me a sealed envelope and clutching one herself.

"Well open it" she ordered, so I duly did, "What does it say?" she asked.

"What has happened to the penguin guy." I replied, "What does yours say?" I enquired.

"Why don't you blog about WSE anymore" said Jezebel, raising her eyebrows and pulling a funny face.

"Is WSE still going?" I asked incredulously, Jezebel shrugged her shoulders and gave me that frown that means I better make her a cup of coffee. There dear readers we would have left it, nothing to see here was our stance, although we also do wonder where the penguin guy has gone, we have a big picture of him in the office.

However the messages to Jezebel persisted, strange messages. Warnings to be wary in August and the bombshell was dropped, so was my coffee cup, Jevebel merely handed me a broom, however the message that caused such dismay was a note with an im on it:

"LukeConnell Vandeverre: Hello, the developers are almost done, only behind on a few more tasks that remain. Dates are just guides as the developers determine the completion and I don't want to rush them as that would compromise the quality of the platform."

"How do we get more information?" I asked.
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