Tired of Your Gorean Slaves? Be This Chickens Master!

Since my last few blogs had such a negative feel, I think it's time for some fun. Not that long ago I blogged about a virtual girlfriend I had found online. She was fun to play with, but she's nothing compaired to the Subservient Chicken that someone on the main forums pointed me out to. Subservient chicken does alot more than she did. He knows how to do the electric slide, the cabbage patch. He humped the sofa cushions for me, pulled the cushions off the sofa and jumped on them. He pretended to go potty on the sofa for me. Basically I was throwing out any command I could to see just how far the chicken would go, and while some of my requests got me the naughty gesture, He did a lot more than I expected. If You find Yourself with a few spare moments Boss this chicken around. I promise, You'll have fun doing it!