September 26, 2007 by Sarah Nerd
Well after Bella showed me her baby unicorn and explained to me it was the result of having sex with a stone unicorn, I had to see. Bella took me to Sensual Stoneworks. It's yard is filled with stone animal statues and freakish oddities, all with the ability to have sex, and most offer You a free spawn of Your love once the creature has planted it's seed. Creatures Range from statues, to tenticles, and even an alien dragonfly like creature that lifts Your body into the air as it has it's way. I'm not even going to tell You what I did to get a cool little spider baby. Each creature has its own story, for example. "Hextor is an enchanted beast of the ancient world known as a sphinx. His lion-like form is raised upon a carved and painted diaz that acts as his home.
A guardian of your home, club, or temple, Hextor stand regally, waiting for those who would come forward to pay him homage. Silent and unmoving, he only acts when someone offers themselves up by crawling under him." Most are priced at $1500L, and all are unique with that twisted humor I love. Just like a car wreck, You know You shouldn't go look but You just gotta!
P.S. They offer a really nice sculpted prim penis with soft and hard settings for $1L.
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Hehe...
...so I have to find out myself how to give birth to a baby spider.. ;)
Cheers,
Alyx Sands
Okay, silly question...
Are the statues that get sold likewise fertile? And if so, is there some way of optionally gelding them if one were, let's say, wanting to place them as sculptures on a PG-rated sim? Or if one wanted to place one on mature land that one didn't want to have to designate as having "Restricted" or "Adult" -- or whatever other sloppy term LL happens to be using this week to create an excuse to mine residents' data with impunity -- oh, and create "trust" was it?
After all, the LL and Aristotle/Integrity buddy movie seems to offer a much more serious sort of "virtual rapist in the cupboard," at least in this case -- especially now that we hear that the Dutch prosecutors have admitted that their much-publicized kiddie porn case from earlier this year is far too weak to take into a real, physical, non-cybersexual court of law. Gee, what a disappointment. SL isn't nearly as pervy as we were led to believe.
I'm honestly not sure, I
I'm honestly not sure, I guess You would need to ask the creator. I supose You could delete the scripts, but then they would never be active again.
To paraphrase the immortal . . .
...Foghorn Leghorn, "It was a joke, girl, a joke." ;)
Actually, to give the creator(s) due props for their deviant inventiveness, I seem to recall visiting and looking at the menus, and there were quite a few options, some of which, I'm pretty sure, turned off, or rendered more selective, the mating behaviors of the creatures in question.
Then again, since the babies are copyable and transferable, I may have just gotten mine from a friend without submitting to the indignities of wild, mythic, para-equine funkytownosity.
I'm on about 2 hours of
I'm on about 2 hours of sleep right now, So I think a lot of the obvious is still slipping by me.
Funkytownosity!
OK. I'm sticking that in my dictionary.
Second Life Consultant
Wow
that is a completely new level of weirdness I would never have thought of.
Baby unicorn looks cool. But I ain't doing it! :-)
Second Life Consultant
How to get a baby?!
I went to Sensual StoneWorks and got an egg inside of me, but...
How to hatch it? How do I get the baby?