Your2ndPlace

You don't have to posit Prok as a "Linden plant" to wonder whether she can really, authentically, work herself into her special kind of frenzy -- much of the kind that used to 'cause' John Belushi to pitch himself out of his chair on Saturday Night Live. It's not hard to imagine someone feigning those kinds of hysterics just to stir things up and amuse herself. Real griefers and trolls do it all the time. However, it's far more likely that she's just nekulturny. (See how easy it is to insert gratuitous Russian cant?)

That said, Linden Lab is a multi-million-dollar company bankrolled by very wealthy, high-profile people -- and even so, clearly has nowhere near enough staff to babysit the charges they've already taken on. It seems very unlikely that the management would want to have to justify to their investors -- or the boss, for that matter -- the kind of shenanigans you're suggesting.