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Back off, man. I'm a scientist: Dork Griefer Returns

Plot Summary:
Ernest, dork griefer comes back and annoys a sandbox manger who is also an SL Mentor. Things don't go well for the uber brilliant Ernest when he finds that the sandbox manger is unimpressed with his reasoning.

[20:03] Ernest Finkler: hello?
[20:03] Ernest Finkler: are you the sandbox owner?
[20:03] You: no im a manager whats up?
[20:03] Ernest Finkler: Who owns it
[20:03] Ernest Finkler: I was talking to someone last night
[20:03] Ernest Finkler: who appeared to own it
[20:03] You: Kai Eldritch and Arthur fermi
[20:04] Ernest Finkler: I al looking to stage a brief science experiment here
[20:04] You: lets see if he is online
[20:04] Ernest Finkler: arthur is not
[20:04] You: neither owners are online at the moment ims orry
[20:04] Ernest Finkler: Can i run it briefly then
[20:04] You: you can run it at Lindens Sandbox
[20:05] Ernest Finkler: Its just a stress test
[20:05] Ernest Finkler: hang on
[20:05] Ernest Finkler: I am testing a few hundred sims
[20:05] You: there is no way for us to reboot the sim its not a good idea
[20:05] Ernest Finkler: to assertain the cneed for upgrading to havock servers
[20:05] Ernest Finkler: i selected this sim from linden released dats to be a prime candidate
[20:06] Ernest Finkler declined your inventory offer.
[20:06] You: Ernest are you a linden? did you develope havock? Id suggest getting a linden involved and testing their sims
[20:06] Ernest Finkler: I understand
[20:06] You: or get arthur here to assist
[20:06] Ernest Finkler: I am a third party investigator
[20:06] You: by pre planning with him
[20:06] Ernest Finkler: Unfortunately linden has no money to run any investigation of there pown
[20:06] Ernest Finkler: ao i am shall we say fill ing a nitch
[20:06] You: i really dont believe that. lol
[20:07] Ernest Finkler: that linden has no money?
[20:07] Ernest Finkler: Check there market data
[20:07] You: theycertainly have more money than i do.
[20:07] Ernest Finkler: I are you kidding
[20:07] Ernest Finkler: they arent far away from a startup
[20:07] You: its really not my concern.
[20:07] Ernest Finkler: They are by no means a major corporation
[20:08] Ernest Finkler: in economic perspective they are flat broke
[20:08] You: the issue is testing in sims wihtout permission. I am not authorized to give that permission.
[20:08] Ernest Finkler: in ratio to the funds needed to sicuccefully operate something like this
[20:08] Ernest Finkler: i suspect they sell soon
[20:08] Ernest Finkler: or go under
[20:09] You: if you were to use scripting thats considered abusive that would result in abuse reports.
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: kind of the prodigy of our day
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: well i need my data now
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: I am tired of this
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: i am just going to get it
[20:09] You: they have passed 3 years the goal is 5 beyond 5 they are a successful entity
[20:09] You: I will result in banning you if you chosoe tro proceed
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: hardly
[20:09] Ernest Finkler: you obviously are a bit confuised
[20:10] You: im a busines owner in marketing there is a 5 year goal you ever hear of this?
[20:10] Ernest Finkler: well can i at least build here unitl the owners come on?
[20:10] You: most buisness crash within its first five years
[20:10] Ernest Finkler: of course
[20:10] Ernest Finkler: coffe shop
[20:10] Ernest Finkler: agreed
[20:10] Ernest Finkler: however you are applying that form factor to other industrys
[20:11] Ernest Finkler: unfortuantely the technology industry requires constant server up grades and advances to stay open
[20:11] You: ahh this industry has successfully been alive since 2005?
[20:11] Ernest Finkler: or like prodigy you go under
[20:11] Ernest Finkler: yes do you know who prodigy is?
[20:11] You: no actually
[20:11] Ernest Finkler: They were huge
[20:11] Ernest Finkler: We=en the internet came out they were it
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: The first web browser much like aol
[20:12] You: im vaguely familiar
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: they had a full monoply
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: lasted for years
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: however a company called netscape came around
[20:12] You: i used telnet mostly when I began using the internet.
[20:12] You: must have been 12 years ago
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: offered more innovation then prodigy could dish out
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: although they were pironeers established and innovative
[20:12] Ernest Finkler: eventuall they dissappeared completely
[20:13] Ernest Finkler: linden is not failing yet
[20:13] Ernest Finkler: however this is the point where others step in
[20:13] Ernest Finkler: whoever can provide the most innovation wins
[20:13] Ernest Finkler: rocket
[20:13] I am Death Destroyer Of Worlds--The Gita: Starting rockets
[20:13] You: i believe in open source
[20:13] Ernest Finkler: rocket
[20:13] I am Death Destroyer Of Worlds--The Gita: Starting rockets
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: so do i
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: i love it
[20:14] You: Ernist dont do it
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: do what?
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: can i not build here?
[20:14] You: dont flood the sim
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: Iam sorry
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: i thought that this was the sandbox
[20:14] You: youve been told this
[20:14] Ernest Finkler: where is the sandbox at then?
[20:14] You: you instantly ahd 200 prims in ehre
[20:14] You: 2000 prims
[20:15] Ernest Finkler: I am looking for the sandbox so i can build
[20:15] You: thats not acceptable
[20:15] Ernest Finkler: I was building
[20:15] You: Earnest Simm rules say at any time you have more than so many prims
[[20:15] You: they will be returned
[20:15] You: "you were flooding the simn"
[20:15] You: if you choose to not comply i will ban you. its a simple as that
[20:15] You: you were flooding the sim.
[20:16] Ernest Finkler: then where is the sandbox?
[20:16] You: you are in the sandbox sir and you are not respecting the guidelines.
[20:16] You: its that simple
[20:16] Ernest Finkler: I am here?
[20:16] Ernest Finkler: then why can i not build?
[20:16] You: yes and I gave you a landmark to test your nuke
[20:16] You: and you declined it.
[20:17] Ernest Finkler: Nuke?
[20:17] You: 2000 prims is not acceptable
[20:17] Ernest Finkler: What nuke are you talking about
[20:17] Ernest Finkler: I dont have a nuke
[20:17] You: You are interrupting my building sir.
[20:18] You: grr
[20:18] You: lol
[20:19] IM: JeZeBeLe Dagger: ernest is back
[20:19] I am Death Destroyer Of Worlds--The Gita: Starting rockets
[20:19] Ernest Finkler: rocket
[20:19] You shout: Earnest this is your second warning
[20:20] Ernest Finkler: kill rockets
[20:20] Ernest Finkler: ok i stopped it
[20:20] Ernest Finkler: I got my data
[20:20] JeZeBeLe Dagger's Sidebar:
0. Ernest Finkler
1. Petal Sands
2. Alexa Kips
3. Mya Pinklady
4. Alessio Loring
5. Manda Sommerfleck
6. Suricata Kit
7. Morgause Merlin

[20:20] Ernest Finkler: thanks
[20:20] You: 0
[20:20] JeZeBeLe Dagger's Sidebar: Ernest Finkler was banned
[20:20] JeZeBeLe Dagger's Sidebar:
~Say the number of the person you wish to Ban within 60 seconds~

[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: sorry
[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: i killed them
[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: theck the logs
[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: for my code word
[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: I have my data
[20:21] IM: Ernest Finkler: please unban me
[20:22] You: im sorry imn being distracted
[20:23] IM: Ernest Finkler: be sure to highlight my code word
[20:23] IM: Petal Sands: jez, r u too busy, its ok if u are
[20:23] IM: Ernest Finkler: If i was being a heckler i would have let it run its course
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: sorry
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: i killed them
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: theck the logs
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: for my code word
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: I have my data
[20:21] Ernest Finkler: please unban me
[20:23] JeZeBeLe Dagger: you were told not to do that and you did it You will need to ask arthur to unban you. i will send him the logs
[20:23] Ernest Finkler: be sure to highlight my code word
[20:23] Ernest Finkler: If i was being a heckler i would have let it run its course
[20:30] JeZeBeLe Dagger: you asked for permission
[20:30] Ernest Finkler: ????
[20:30] JeZeBeLe Dagger: and directly disrepected the landmarke and response i gave you.
[20:31] JeZeBeLe Dagger: I stated I do not have the authority to allow you to rez that many prims in sim
[20:31] JeZeBeLe Dagger: and i asked you to do this elsewhere by giving you a landmark to a linden owned testing sandbox.
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: I told you i needed dsats from YOUR sim
[20:32] JeZeBeLe Dagger: by virtue of trying that twice you disrespected the response to contact arthur and have hinm with you when you "Test"
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: I have the data
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: i dont see what the problem is now
[20:32] JeZeBeLe Dagger: its abuse
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: he was not online
[20:32] JeZeBeLe Dagger: and you are not patient to get permission
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: and i have many many tests to do so i can explain any faurther
[20:32] Ernest Finkler: so give him all loggs and let it be
[20:33] JeZeBeLe Dagger: its abuse
[20:33] Ernest Finkler: I am sending him a copy as well to suure that there are no "omissions"
[20:33] JeZeBeLe Dagger: abuse of the privledge to use a sim that you do not pay for. Upkeep or maintain.
[20:34] Ernest Finkler: well your sandbox is recieving a poor rating in my book
[20:34] Ernest Finkler: take that for what its worth and leave me alone
[20:34] JeZeBeLe Dagger: Great two stories from both sides good.
[20:34] JeZeBeLe Dagger: No problem. I filed a abuse report as well.
[20:34] JeZeBeLe Dagger: have a nice day.
[20:34] Ernest Finkler: hahah so did i
[20:35] Ernest Finkler: After all this was a racially motivated attack
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: i am a second life mentor.
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: i respect the terms of service of sl.
[20:35] Ernest Finkler: wow i cannot believe that
[20:35] Ernest Finkler: After all this was a racially motivated attack
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: i am a second life mentor.
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: i respect the terms of service of sl.
[20:35] Ernest Finkler: wow i cannot believe that
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: have a nice day.
[20:35] Ernest Finkler: ok
[20:35] JeZeBeLe Dagger: have a nice day.
[20:36] Ernest Finkler: if your not guilty you should not mind
[20:36] Ernest Finkler is typing...

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